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Wednesday, 1 July 2009

A Break From The Norm

So today, I’m going to break away from the norm and The Story of The Spartan for once second.

A few weeks ago Ana From Fair Away tagged me and gave me honest scrap award. Now, if like me, you regularly have days when you want to bang your head up against the wall and pull your hair out, I suggest you look at her two blogs. The first one, is one of my favourites, called Something GOOD in Everything, is devoted to her positive outlook on life. Its really inspiring and I suggest EVERYONE go have a read. Her second blog is about living in Costa Rica, entitled Costa Rica Very Much which she is now writing with her friend Gaby who is currently living in Sweden. So thank you very much to Ana for this award, which was also given to me again by ShansPLC who writes Word. check it out. The blog is full of short stories like moving back home to your parents and having that feeling of going backwards (which I can relate to!)

"The Honest Scrap award comes with a caveat or two. Firstly, you have to tell your readers ten things about you they may not know, but that are true. Secondly, you have to tag 10 people with the award. Thirdly, let all the people you've given the award to know that they've gotten it (comment on their blogs or something). And finally, make sure you link back to the person who awarded you."

Well, since I like to mix it up a bit, I'm not going to follow number one exactly. Since this blog is all about confessing about my ridiculous life, I'm going to write ten stories which you will read about very soon. If there's one that sticks out the most and you cant wait to read it, let me know and it will be up straight after we're done with The Spartan

Confession # 1 - The night Country Bumpkin and Mia found their best friend Changing Man's spare house key and used it to have a kinky sex night while he was away visiting his girlfriend in France.

Confession # 2 - The night Mia went to have dinner at the restaurant where her Womanizer's girlfriend worked. She didn't know that she was serving her own boyfriend's mistress.

Confession # 3 - Mia tells her ex-boyfriend Nightclub Crawler, she has HIV and there's a 95% chance he has it too, after she finds out he was cheating on her

Confession # 4 - Mia has Disappointed Dad arrested after he threatens to kill her one night and her whole family disown her

Confession # 5 - Mia and Bambi do Acid together for the first time and have an out of body "Fear and Loathing" style experience

Confession # 6 - Mia's ex boyfriend Traveller Boy pays a toilet attendant to have sex with her

Confession # 7 - Mia gets arrested for "breaking into her house"

Confession # 8 - Disappointed Dad finds Mia's sex toys collection when she moves back into the house

Confession # 9 - Mia and Brighton Boy get caught on camera...in the act...behind a Magistrates Court

Confession # 10 - Mia moves to Barcelona, Spain with only £80 in her pocket

The 10 blogs that I think you should all go read are:

Nic @ *Pinknic's Planet* Nic's blog is pink for one! Its updated daily with pictures of cute boys (shoown!) random musing of her day and discounts of cute shoes.

Alice @ Alice in Blunderland Alice's blog is about her bubbling relationship with her housemate Freddie. Reading it makes me feel like I'm back at school, you know when you fancy someone but you don't want to admit it? That's Alice and Freddie for you!

Trinity Shaw @ Journals Of A Love Crackhead: The Memories of Trinity Shaw Trinity's blog is on the slightly raunchy side. Read about her relationship with men and about her sex life.

Kelly @ PCOS Is Not Me Kelly's blog is about her journey with PCOS and trying to conceive. Its very inspirational and makes you realise how many things you take for granted

Kerianne @ The Lynch Mob Man Keri is getting married soon and has a nightmare douchebag soon to be sister in law who keeps trying to steal all her ideas and causes her major issues! Ive seen pictures and she isn't all that!

The Girl @ The Girl With The Pink Teacup The Girl writes about her relationship with her man and what really bothers her, in the build up to their (soonish) wedding. Her blog is ex-rated and questions what lesbian sex is, whether breast implants are hot and anal sex. Not one for the faint hearted!

Auri @ Mistress Auri Auri writes about pink dildos. I once was reading the said post in my lunch break when my manager came up to me and said talking about some deadline. As soon as he noticed the picture of the pink dildo, he walked away and refused eye contact for the rest of week. Thanks Auri!

Alicia @ Three B's and Me Pictures of her cute kids, wordless Wednesdays and cheery posts. Definitely a blog to read right before bed so you go to bed with a smile on your face.

Tova Darling @ Secret Life of Tova Darling Tova recently moved house and has hilarious posts about her life with her husband. She posts a few times daily so you REALLY know whats going on in her life

Nina @ This is what my book would be called A girl after my own heart, Nina writes about cute guys, recently has FINALLY realised that being single is okay (I'll be soon there with you babe) and somehow always end up in the funniest situations.

Finally a quick shout out to both Nic and Ana from Far Away again. I was Nic's Reader of The Week on Sunday so Thank You very much as I saw a major increase in both followers and subscribers after this and to Ana who made this gorgeous award herself for "This is Sparta"

Thanks to everyone that reads and comments on the blog. I'm glad everyone seems to be enjoying my misadventures. I would love to hear your praise (I'm a girl with an ego after all) or hate filled emails. You can contact me on missmiadickinsonATgmailDOTcom.

Next post we're be back in Spartan with The Greek. Until next time. Happy confessions!


Ms. Salti said...

I absolutely cannot wait to read all of your above mentioned posts! Congrats on your awards!

Gorilla Bananas said...

Congratulations, Mia, I'm glad you're making lots of blog friends. At some stage you should do a post about your sex toys.

Nic said...

Thanks for the shout out, and I'm glad being my ROTW got you more followers, you deserve them!

I am also looking forward to all the aforementioned confessions/posts!

Anonymous said...

A good late night read. I'm supposed to be in bed, but well,it caght my eye. Now bed for sure...

And yeah, lets hear about those toys...

Ana from far away! said...

Thanks a lot for mentioning my blog, I'm glad you like it! Can't wait to read all of your next posts and to know what's going to happen with the Spartan!

Rachel Noy said...

Grats on the awards, well deserved!

Mia Dickinson said...

Thanks guys and girls! Carrying on with The Spartan now. Steady on boys, the dildo inspired blog will be up soon enough! x

Auri said...

How lame do I feel that this is the only post I've missed of yours in a while!! haha, and it happens to be one where you mention me! Thanks babe!

You are seriously honest about your scrap... I'm impressed!!!

Love you!!

Mia Dickinson said...

@Auri - I was wondering why u hadnt mentioned it yet! Love you too! x