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Friday 29 May 2009

Vain Man: Where the story should of ended

[Mia is 20 years old and is seeing a Country Bumpkin. Their 3 month relationship is turning sour. For Mia is a City Girl and despite her many attempts can not adjust to the country lifestyle (first and foremost, the whole flat shoes situation gave her a migraine)]

One night at home, while avoiding CB's phone calls, she hears VM's name in a movie she is watching and thinks of him. It had been a while since they had spoken and she wondered what he was doing.

The next morning, before she took the bus into the countryside, she dropped in to see VM. VM looked awful, he told her about his many sleepless nights and stank of Gin. Slutty Bitch had dumped him after rumours of her bedding another colleague emerged. This was now the 5th guy she had done this too and Mia was not impressed. Not knowing what to do or say to comfort him, she did the only thing she could think of and pulled out her phone, showing him a picture of her peachy bum in a tiny pink G-String. VM liked what he saw and asked for her number.
As she kissed him goodbye and walked down the stairs, she bumped into Slutty Bitch who shot her an eye look and walked off.

Over the next few days, Mia received a number of texts from VM, some of which she responded to and others she ignored. One day when she was bored, she texted VM her address and told him to come over in an hour. While she waited she dressed and tried to make herself look as naturally beautiful as she could.

When VM arrived, she hesitated. Although not friends, she had worked with him. Did she really want to do this?

VM led her upstairs to her (parents) bedroom and when it was all over, she hurried him out and told him she would call him. A promise she never planned to fulfill.

11 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Ah that's really quite touching, Mia, you gave him a sympathy fuck. Have you ever thought of working in one of the caring professions?

Shawna said...

If it was fun, it was fun so don't read into it psst that? The poor guy, you lied to him!

Anonymous said...

Mia, thanks for commenting on my blog. I've just been looking at yours and find your writing clever and satirical. I think you've got a lot to say. I'll be reading more.

J said...

"..should of..." aaargh!

EmmaK said...

oooh you are so cool ... I could never just love em and leave em like that!

the girl with the pink teacup said...

*sigh*

you are gorgeous

i'm adding you to my list of 'blogs i like to lurk on and occasionally comment on'.

until next time

xo

wiyono said...

give me smile this day

Tired Dad said...

Hi and thanks for dropping by my rather sedate corner of the world. Did you google something more interesting and happen there by accident? Often happens. 'Daddy wank my Mam' is a bizarrely popular search term. Not that I'm suggesting that would be the case.

Ansari Azrul said...

just looking around in here.. thanx for the comment in my blog.. you're fun! ;p

Christine said...

definately looking forward to some more adventures!! vert cute blog and thanks for stopping by mine =)

Mia Dickinson said...

GB - What is a girl to do when she doesnt know how to help a friend out. A friend who also happens to be very attractive?

Shawna - I didnt lie to him...I did call him back. Eventually

Trumpeter - What do they say about bad habits and dying hard?

EmmaK - Clearly I need to work on the loving and leaving them bit since Im awful at doing so!